Sunday, October 26, 2008

How to prepare your pet for a new baby

So when we found out we were having a baby we read books and consulted a pet shrink to help the cat make a smooth transition. We did not want the cat to be jealous of the baby. I have found some of the same techniques that worked for the cat work for the husband.

1. When feeding the baby in the marital bed, rub the husbands back.

2. When doing a load of laundry for the baby, gather the husbands.

3. When putting away the baby's laundry, put away the husbands.

4. When buying something special at the store, buy something for the husband.

5. When preparing an extra bottle for the baby, make a snack for the husband.

If you follow these steps, you are sure to make the husband happy. But remember the husband does not feel the need to be:

father of the year
spouse of the year
friend of the year

Nor does he feel guilty:

for spending time alone
going out with friends
not changing diapers
not assisting in night time feedings

He will never give up

eating and drinking what he wants

To accommodate your breast feeding diet and post baby weight loss diet.

These of course are observations. Please carry on!

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