Cradle Crotch and other childhood diseases

I overheard the husband talking on the phone to his friend. They were talking about the baby. He believes that the baby said daddy last night. The husband was bragging about how great the baby is doing. He said that the baby only has one problem. He has cradle crotch. He went on to explain how he has flakes in his hair and that most babies get that. I started laughing. He must have been talking about cradle cap. Maybe cradle crotch is the new STD for infants who share diapers, wipes, or butt cream. You will start to see warning labels on all infant materials. We must protect our children from cradle crotch.